Sometimes I just can't help myself . . . ;-)

The congressman never had seen her
But he got the idea he would tweeter
So he stripped off his clothes
Then he snapped a quick pose
And she got a good look at A. Weiner

A decade ago
in the home of the brave,
a bonfire was set,
by a cowardly knave.
The knights all rode forth,
at the head Sir Obama.
And that was the end,
of Yosemite Sama.

Osama Bin Hidin'
got shot in the eye and,
he lives on this planet no more.
Those busty young virgins
Muhammad's been urgin',
has left him a snaggle-toothed whore.